What “Rot” Really Means (Receipts Only)

96,580 Canadian small businesses closed in 2023 (ISED 2023).
SME count shrank from 1.22M to 1.10M in a year (ISED 2024).

98.1% of all businesses are micro: 1-4 staff, no in-house tech, no comms team.

Most operators get a site built, ignore it, and two years later pay again. The pattern repeats.

Rot = neglected CMS, broken plugins, dev ghosted, leads lost. The result: wasted money, time, and another rebuild.

If your site hasn’t been touched in months, you’re already paying for it. You just haven’t seen the bill yet.

Run the Litmus Test (No Fluff, Just Triggers)

If three or more are true, your site is on the rot clock:

• You haven’t logged in since last year.
• You don’t know who has admin access.
• You’re paying for “maintenance” but nothing changes.
• Blog has 0-1 posts and nothing recent.
• Forms are untested or don’t reach your inbox.
• You rebuilt in the last 3 years and it’s already slow/dated.
• You don’t control DNS, hosting, or domain.
• Plugins: more than 8? You’re at risk.

Site Durability Checklist:

• Full admin access (not shared or “admin”)
• Recent content edits
• Plugin count under 8
• Load time <2s (PageSpeed)
• Working forms
• You control DNS/domain/hosting
• No rebuild/support call in 3+ years

The Actual Cost of Rot (Not Hype; Math)

Every rebuild means $2,500-$5,000 out, every 2-3 years (Winnipeg 2025 Cost Guide).
You’ll pay $60-$200/month for “support” (plugin updates you could automate) (Cost Guide).
DNS, email, or SSL “recovery” after a failed handoff: $150-$300 per incident, direct from FunkPd logs and invoices.

Almost half of all rebuilds FunkPd took on since 2018 involved missing logins or orphaned domains.

Case Studies; Real Numbers, Real Results

Trade Grade Painting

Context: Launched in Winnipeg with nothing but a phone number, a few photos, and a founder who said, “I just want a website.”

• Before: No web presence. No assets. No content.
• After: 72-hour strike build on WordPress + Elementor. Live site ranking in Google. Zero plugins outside essentials. Fast load, self-managed.

Actiwork

Context: Industrial workspace provider. Old site slow, uneditable.

• Before: 12s load times, 19 plugins, no staff could update content.
• After: Elementor Pro rebuild, load time cut to 1.4s, plugin count 6, all content now editable by staff. Team trained to self-manage updates; no support calls needed.

Fanquip

Context: Industrial ventilation supplier. Site bloat, random backend errors.

• Before: 21 plugins, load times 4-6s, admin access tied to old dev.
• After: 6 plugins, 1.6s load, full admin delivered to client, DNS moved to client’s panel. The rebuild focused on technical SEO to attract and convert organic search inquiries.

Coast & Country Plumbing

Context: Trades site needed a local SEO reboot, zero ongoing maintenance.

• Before: Broken forms, failed mobile audits, weak local rankings.
• After: Mobile-first Elementor rebuild, load 1.2s, forms verified, no maintenance calls in 2+ years.

Minetek

Context: Four subdomains, slow, fragmented, SEO chaos.

• Before: Four WP installs, multiple SEO errors, unmanageable content.
• After: Unified into one streamlined install, load under 2s, SEO rankings stable, team can self-manage.

Common Failure Patterns (From FunkPd Logs)

• 60% of inbound projects: missing or shared admin logins.
• 70%: plugin bloat (10+ active, mostly unused).
• 50%+: previous agency/freelancer ghosted.
• 80%: paid for “maintenance” that didn’t solve any business problem.

Every case above: plugin count cut by 50%+, load under 2s, and made content editable by anyone on the team.

What Actually Fixes Rot

1. Build for Durability
   • Use WordPress; you own every part.
   • Core stack: Elementor Pro, <7 plugins, clean theme.
   • Pages = your services, locations, process, contact, FAQ. Nothing else unless it sells.
2. Enforce Ownership
   • Deliver full admin, DNS, and domain access at launch. No lock-in, no vague “we’ll send later.”
   • Handoff documented, receipts for every credential.
3. Make Edits Simple
   • Only use native WP editor or Elementor. No locked custom fields unless documented.
   • Every build includes video or PDF on “how to update.”
   • Training is async, no paid sessions.
4. Speed Wins
   • Audit load time monthly. Compress images, minimal plugins, CDN enabled if needed.
   • Test forms and backups quarterly.
5. No Recurring Fees Unless You Ask
   • No forced support plans. All post-launch help is billed per hour, only if requested.
6. If You Need Fixes, You Get Them
   • On-call support available, $100/hr, only when needed. Not forced.
   • Zero fluff. No one gets billed for work that isn’t real.

Proof: Real Reviews

Diyar (2024-04-10): “Thanks, FunkPd. I didn’t expect to get such a high-quality website for so little money. I can wholeheartedly recommend it!”

Minetek (2022-06-21): “Nolan and his team have vast web dev knowledge, communication is impeccable. He’s our go-to for any project, with the ability to solve solutions others couldn’t.”

Tankah Divers (2020-10-17): “Funk Productions redid our Dive shop website. We loved the changes, and the website is showing up higher in searches, creating more business. Highly recommend!”

Phi Yber (2023-11-06): “I have no knowledge about webdev and Nolan explained everything in such an understandable way! He was excellent in solving a problem I had for ages with my website. 100% recommend!”

Don’t Get Locked In

Most agencies create invisible lock-in. If you don’t control your DNS, domain, or email config at launch, even basic problems; like forms or emails; become recovery projects. Every missing login adds cost and delay. It’s not owner error, it’s a failed handoff.

How FunkPd Delivers (No Committee, No Meetings)

• Async-only: You get status by email, not phone tag.
• Every deliverable documented. No vague “future phases.”
• Handoff includes a video showing every login, DNS, and admin step.
• No “support plan” unless you want it. Site works without it.
• No proprietary plugins. No lock-in.
• Every fix documented in writing, so you’re never dependent on us.

The Market Reality: You’re Paying for Ownership

Agency “care plans” run $60-$200/month and cover routine plugin updates you could automate for free. Support incidents (DNS, forms, SSL): $150-$300 each, every time you don’t control your assets. If you don’t own every panel at launch, you’ll pay to recover it later.

If you want a site that lasts, not another invoice, get a FunkPd quote or see more projects at /works/.
No meetings. No bloat. No recurring fee. Just builds that work, backed by proof.