About FunkProductions

FunkPd: Digital Brass Knuckles for the Modern Tradesperson

Who the Hell Are We?

We're FunkPd. Born in 2017 in the frozen wasteland of Winnipeg, we've since exploded onto the global stage like a firework in a dynamite factory.

Our crew? A ragtag bunch of digital misfits:

• Nolan: The mad scientist behind this circus. Spent 14 years swinging hammers before deciding to swing code instead.
• Deniz: Our user experience savant. He can read a user's mind faster than you can say "responsive design."
• Sophie: The data whisperer. She turns numbers into stories that'll make your competitors cry.
• Axel: Part code-wizard, part accountant. He keeps our tech singing and our books balanced.

What's Our Game?

We forge fucking empires out of ones and zeros. Our digital alchemy turns overlooked trades into online juggernauts.

Web Development and Design

We build WordPress websites tougher than a two-dollar steak and sexier than a Ferrari. Minimalist? Check. Functional? You bet your ass. Professional? When we need to be.

SEO That Actually Works

We don't just play Google's game, we bend it to our will. We'll have you ranking higher than a giraffe's ass in no time.

Social Media That Doesn't Suck

Because if your social media strategy is shouting into the void, you might as well be pissing in the wind.

Security Tighter Than Fort Knox

We lock down your site harder than a maximum-security prison. Hackers see our work and run crying to their mamas.

Why Do We Bother?

Simple. We're on a mission to drag the trades kicking and screaming into the digital age. Every plumber, electrician, and dog walker deserves a kickass online presence, whether they can spell HTML or not.

How We Roll: The 8P Process

We've got a process sharper than a surgeon's scalpel:

1. 🔍 Probe: We dig into your business like a dog after a bone.
2. 📝 Prototype: We sketch out your digital future faster than you can say "blueprint."
3. 🎬 Present: We show you the goods. No bullshit, no bait and switch.
4. 🔧 Produce: We build it right, built to last, built to dominate.
5. 🚀 Publish: We unleash your site on the world like a beast from its cage.
6. 📣 Promote: We make sure every eyeball in your target market is glued to your site.
7. ✨ Polish: We fine-tune until it purrs like a well-oiled Harley.
8. 🌟 Perfect: We keep pushing, because in this game, standing still is moving backwards.

Want the full lowdown? Check out our 8P Process

The "Get Online Fast" Package: Digital Steroids for Your Business

For 500 bucks, we'll inject your business with a digital B12 shot that'll make your competitors' heads spin. WordPress, hosting, domain, the whole nine yards. It's our loss-leader - a way of building trust and getting our foot in your door.

Why FunkPd? Glad You Asked.

1. We Speak Your Language: Whether you're a plumber or a CEO, we translate tech-speak into plain English.
2. We've Been in Your Steel-Toes: Our roots are in the trades. We know your world because we've lived it.
3. We're Not Happy Until You're on Top: Your success is our addiction. We don't rest until you're the king of your digital castle.
4. We Deliver More Than We Promise: We're like a Domino's pizza that shows up early, costs less than quoted, and tastes like it was made by Gordon Ramsay.

The FunkPd Factor

We're not just another bunch of keyboard monkeys. We're your digital shock troops, ready to take your online presence from zero to hero. Here's what makes us different:

We Talk Straight

We're not going to yes-sir every idea you have, or come asking for more money months after starting. We have the experience to scope out and plan a gig before we start, and we have a proven process and SOP for everything we do. Our straight talk means you get realistic expectations and reliable results from day one.

We Love the Underdog

We specialize in the businesses other agencies ignore. The plumbers, the welders, the dog groomers. The ones with dirt under their nails and ambition in their hearts.

We Teach You to Fish

We don't just build your website and disappear. We stick around, show you the ropes, and teach you to be your own digital badass.

We Never Stop Evolving

The digital world moves fast, and we move faster. We're constantly updating, upgrading, and upping our game.

Don't Take Our Word For It

Minetek

Highly skilled professionals, vast knowledge, and impeccable communication.

Nolan and his team at Funk Productions have a vast range of web dev knowledge, it's a pleasure working with such highly skilled professionals. He is our go-to web developer for any project, with the ability to troubleshoot and remedy solutions that other web agencies could not solve. Communication is impeccable, and he is always happy to jump on a last-minute call to talk through anything. Finding a good web developer is like finding a needle in a haystack, we are very thankful to be working with Nolan & his team on a long-term basis.

- Courtney Buckingham

Ready to Dominate Your Digital Space?

Stop settling for mediocrity online. It's time to unleash your full potential.

Hit Us Up:

• Email: contact@funkpd.com
• Phone: +1 431-813-2402

Or fill out the form on our contact page. You'll get our call back before your coffee gets cold.