FunkPd Terms of Service

1. No overhead. No theater.

FunkPd is a one person shop. There are no project managers, discovery calls, or weekly status check ins. If an update can be written, it gets handled in writing. The project stays async, focused, and built inside the agreed scope.

No calls, no calendars, and no exceptions. You hire us to execute and we stay on the tools.

2. What you get and what you do not

3. Payment rules

• Every project runs on a fixed scope and price. On-demand support (no monthly fee) is available separately; there are no stealth add ons.
• Payment is phased. Typical splits are 50/50, 50/25/25, or 33/33/33. The schedule is set before we start.
• Work begins after the first invoice clears. No deposit means no build.
• Launch happens after the final balance is paid. No payment means no transfer of files or access.
• Work outside the agreed scope is billed at 120 dollars per hour. One structured revision round is included. Anything further is billed.

4. Your side of the deal

• All collaboration happens async through email or the agreed written platform. No Slack bridges or new tools mid project.
• You deliver approved copy, assets, and access credentials before the build starts. No gradual trickle of resources.
• Two decision makers maximum. Committee votes slow delivery and break scope. If you need more voices we are not a fit.
• Replies land within 48 hours so the queue stays on track. If you delay, we shift the schedule to match.
• Hosting credentials arrive within 30 days. If they do not, we remove the build from our servers without backup.

5. Revisions

• One revision pass is included. Large redesigns mean a 25 percent or greater template or layout change or the creation of new template types; that scope is a new project.
• There is a fourteen day bug window after launch. We cover true defects such as migration errors, deployment issues, or broken code. Cosmetic tweaks and second thoughts fall outside this window.
• Any request after launch counts as new work and is quoted separately.

6. Technical decisions

• FunkPd selects the stack. You can veto a decision, but pushing a specific plugin or tool makes you responsible if it fails.
• Performance wins over pixel perfection. If compression softens an image but makes the site faster, we ship fast.
• You pay for domains, hosting, premium plugins, licenses, and any third party services.

7. Ownership

• FunkPd retains all project assets until invoices are paid in full.
• Once paid, you own everything: source files, repositories, hosting accounts, and admin access.
• The footer credit that reads "Designed by FunkPd" stays in place unless you pay a 250 dollar removal fee noted in proposals and pricing pages.

8. Liability

FunkPd owns any defects we introduce. That includes code bugs, deployment failures, or technical mistakes made during delivery. We do not own your business outcomes. Traffic, leads, conversions, and revenue are on you. Our total liability is capped at the amount you paid for the project.

9. Project termination

• If you cancel, give 48 hours notice. Completed phases are not refundable.
• If you break the terms or blow up the scope, we can walk away. You keep the deliverables finished to that point.
• If you stop responding or fail to pay for seven days, work pauses. We do not chase.

10. Force majeure

Serious events outside either party's control pause the schedule. Natural disasters, wars, civil emergencies, or large scale outages extend the timeline until work can resume. Refunds are not issued for delays caused by those events.

11. Governing law

These terms follow Manitoba, Canada law. Disputes move through negotiation, then mediation, then arbitration. Nobody sues over feelings. You pay for the agreed scope and we deliver the build. If you ghost, we shut the project down.

12. The FunkPd standard

FunkPd cuts the theatre. We do not chase vanity metrics or overpromise outcomes we cannot control. We ship stable infrastructure that you own outright. No fluff, no safety net. Just the build, done right.