Launch in 3-7 days. Own every credential and repo. On-demand support (no monthly fee), zero hand-holding; just operator-grade infrastructure that survives real-worldload.
Salvage/rescue minimum is $2,000. Quick launches start at $150-$500; rescues are different work.
Operator: Nolan Phelps. Solo. Async. Fixed-price packages with cost and timeline locked at kickoff. No add-ons, upsells, or retainers. Out-of-scope = new package. Hourly only when hands-on-keyboard: $120/hr (standard), $150/hr (e-commerce); no billing for calls, uploads, downloads, or waiting.
Focus: Rescues (half-built, ghosted, broken Woo) and new builds for trades/operators. Portfolio: Actisafe (industrial Woo rebuild); Minetek (multisite consolidation); Actiwork (modular brochure, high-speed); Cigar Emperor (luxury e-commerce); Float Sanctuary (spa booking). 20+ operator builds.
Ownership: You own domain, DNS, hosting, code, and credentials. No lock-in.
Stack & output: WordPress + Elementor (client-editable), WooCommerce, minimal plugins. Core Web Vitals tuned, mobile-first, search-ready (schema, sitemap, meta). Delivered async via email/Docs.
We refactored a collapsing WooCommerce install into sub-half-second infrastructure with zero monthly platform fees.
Your marketing team edits pages without breaking the layout or calling us for $150 fixes.
See more work View Actisafe case studyEvery project is finished and none are abandoned. The same infrastructure works for a five hundred dollar painter and a sixty five million dollar manufacturer.
“Nolan and his team have vast web dev knowledge, communication is impeccable. He’s our go-to for any project, with the ability to solve solutions others couldn't.”, Minetek
We resolved repeated outages and rebuilt the WooCommerce platform. The site now supports over sixty five million dollars in annual revenue and runs with stable performance.
“Great service, fast and reliable. Highly recommended! Fair pricing too.”, Magentos Limited
We redesigned ecommerce and editorial integrations for high visibility publishers and luxury brands. The work improved uptime and search visibility during traffic spikes.
“Funk Productions redid our dive shop website. We loved the changes, and the website is showing up higher in searches, creating more business. Highly recommend!”, Tankah Divers
We migrated and restored the site after domain failure. Search improvements produced measurable booking lift within weeks.
“Working with FunkPd was a game-changer. They truly understood my vision for Keck Custom Tailor and brought it to life.”, Keck Custom Tailor
We built a performance focused site that highlights photography and typography. The new site increased qualified leads and improved search performance.
“Nolan at FunkPd is more than a web developer; he’s a digital magician. His websites marry style with intuitive functionality.”, AKG Group
We delivered dual brand sites under a single architecture. The result improved user flow and reduced page load time.
“Nolan has gone above and beyond to help me with both of my business websites! Highly recommend!”, Badlands Promotions
We built an event platform with a custom voting engine that handled large vote spikes without downtime. We provide ongoing updates and maintenance for both sites.
“Looks pretty good.”, Trade Grade Painting
We launched a one page GOFP site in seventy two hours that the owner can edit from a phone or truck. The site ranks locally and needs no ongoing maintenance.
“The new site is much faster and easier to manage.”, Actisafe
We refactored a four hundred product WooCommerce catalog into a lean and filterable system. Page loads are under half a second and admin workflows are straightforward.
Security note: every build follows the same hardening process. We remove unnecessary plugins, patch quickly, restrict admin access, and use Cloudflare protection. This process prevents incidents and keeps uptime consistent.
You do not need a deck. You need a site that works while you are on the tools.
The infrastructure holds up whether you're selling 10 jobs a year or shipping containers globally. We tune it to what you actually need; infrastructure-first; no traffic guarantees.
Winnipeg painter needed a site that didn't look like an idiot. Live in 72 hours, ranks locally, and he can edit it from his truck.
400-SKU industrial catalog with gated pricing. We rebuilt it for sub-0.5s loads without plugin chaos or vendor lock.
$65M+ in annual revenue runs through the WooCommerce platform we rebuilt and maintained. It stays stable.
Across 25+ production builds we've avoided breaches by sticking to principle-of-least-plugin stacks (using only essential plugins to minimize risks), timely core/plugin updates, Cloudflare Web Application Firewall (WAF)/Content Delivery Network (CDN) shields, and minimal attack surface (WAF blocks attacks; CDN speeds up delivery). Process, not promises.
Security note: we harden by pruning plugins, patching quickly, limiting admin access, and fronting traffic through Cloudflare. That discipline keeps incidents off the board.
You don't need a deck. You need a site that works while you're on the tools.
Same CMS on the invoice. Very different outcomes once you need to grow, change, or recover.
Market rate: A theme swap. They paste your logo, change the phone number, delete extra pages, and email you a bloated .zip file. No hosting, no support, no infra knowledge. Just a skin.
FunkPd: A lean, one-page HTML file built from scratch. We deploy it on Cloudflare so it’s live and stable. Edits aren’t drag-and-drop, but it’s enough to stay online for years without trouble.
Infrastructure done right. Caching, schema, and analytics are wired on day one. Five to ten pages, ready for WooCommerce. Your team ships new pages and the site stays fast. Ideal for steady campaigns without constant developer tickets.
Engineered for teams and scale. Modular components, custom data wiring, and test loops. Marketing launches pages and tweaks flows without a dev. That velocity saves six figures in tickets, delays, and lost conversions.
You've paid for audits that went nowhere and hired devs who disappeared. You've been locked out of your own systems. That cycle ends here.
Registrar, DNS, code, docs. We hand you every credential at launch. No hostage situations. If we're lying, you have everything you need to leave.
The system is documented and built without weird dependencies. Hire us, hire someone else, or run it yourself. The choice is yours because the asset is yours.
Most agencies optimize for recurring revenue. We optimize for you to fire us after launch. If you need more work, you book it. If not, we get out of your way.
These numbers prove the systems we build stay live, stay fast, and keep working.
Why we publish metrics: Agencies lie about traffic. We publish verifiable metrics instead.
If it can be an email, it stays an email. You stay on the tools while we ship.
We capture scope, priorities, and decision-maker. Everything after lives in writing so you stay in flow.
Focused build windows, Google Docs guides & checklists, and timestamps. You review when you’re ready.
We tighten final copy, verify forms and tracking, ship with a checklist, and hand you the keys.
Scope is driven by page count, template variety, dynamic data (Custom Post Types/taxonomies), ecommerce/checkout, imports, integrations, authentication/members, and multilingual needs. Custom Post Types (CPT) and taxonomies are WordPress features for organizing custom content like products or events.
Creators, operators, enterprise teams; three ways in, zero agency fluff.
You run projects from rough-in to final inspection, so you expect clear communication, fair pricing, and a final product that just works. I spent years on job sites, putting in the 11+ hour days. I know you don't have time for a website that needs constant babysitting or unreliable subcontractors.
We build it right, the first time. We translate the precision required in electrical or plumbing work into clean, efficient code. No nickel-and-diming, no change orders unless the scope changes. It's the blueprint approach, applied to your digital asset.
See Nolan's Story & The Full BlueprintYou've already paid for the site. We scope tasks piece-by-piece, bill only when you use it, and stay async. Need help? You get it. Otherwise we stay out of the way.
You know what you need. We know how to build it. Tell us the job, and we’ll ship the infrastructure that lets you stop thinking about your website and start thinking about your business.