Get Online Fast Package:

Contractor-grade websites, built to last. $5000

0Tired of websites that fall apart faster than a cheap deck? I used to be a contractor. I know bullshit when I see it. That’s why I build websites that are built to last. No pre-fab crap, no dependency nightmares; just solid code, custom-fit to your business.

WordPress, custom plugins, and a lean approach means your site stays up, no matter what. Get online fast, stay online longer. $5000

your website blueprint: everything you need, nothing you don't.

Get your business online fast with a rock-solid foundation. We handle everything: design, SEO, hosting, security; so you can focus on building your business. Includes Elementor, WP-Astra, and one year of expert FunkPd support.

Ready-to-go designs: Custom-fit to your brand, launched in 30 days or less.
Full-service build: We handle the heavy lifting, from foundation to finish.
Simple updates: Manage your site with ease, no tech headaches.
1 year of hosting & support: We keep your site running smooth, so you don't have to.

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what you get

You get a website that works. Period. Here's what's included in the Get Online Fast package:

ready-to-go designs: Pick a template, we'll customize it for your business.
easy editing: Update your site without needing a computer science degree.
professional email: YourName@YourBusiness.com – looks legit, builds trust.
basic SEO: Get found on Google, start pulling in those leads.
simple content management: WordPress makes it easy to keep your site fresh.
social media integration: Connect with your customers where they hang out.
rock-solid security: We keep the bad guys out, your data safe.
fast loading times: No one waits for slow websites. We make sure yours is lightning fast.
one year of support: We've got your back. Questions? Problems? We fix 'em.
free hosting & domain (first year): $90/year after, or take it with you.

This package gives you everything you need to get online fast and start seeing results. No bullshit. No hidden fees. Just a website that works, built by a tradesman who knows what you need.

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Our Works: No Fluff, Just Results

We build badass websites that make your business stand out. From sleek designs to SEO mastery, we’ve got you covered.

How2Socials

A social media marketing firm needing a site that blends professional management with personal growth, with custom Astra theme functionalities.

Actiwork

Industrial workspace provider, redesigned on WordPress/Elementor for better SEO and user-friendliness, with comprehensive team training.

Fanquip

Industrial ventilation company needing improved site performance and SEO, transitioned to a flexible, user-friendly Elementor-based site.

Minetek

Industrial solutions provider, streamlined and SEO-optimized website redesign focused on performance and user engagement enhancements.

Keck Custom Tailor

Tailoring service with a site reflecting bespoke quality, blending standard templates with custom design elements for luxury appeal.

DeadRinger

Heavy metal band, with a site for music and merchandise integration, enhanced by custom design and e-commerce capabilities.

Tankah Divers

Diving school in Tulum showcasing services and booking options on a user-friendly site, emphasizing safety and marine conservation.

Pascale Landriault

Multilingual site for a life coach, integrating an advanced email system and showcasing services with an engaging user experience.

Aayush Films

Video production company’s one-page site highlighting their portfolio with a clean design and simple navigation.

Imprint

Partnership with Imprint for web development, combining aesthetic design and technical programming for a cohesive client service.

Cigar Emperor

Premium cigar retailer, revamped for enhanced user-friendliness, speed, and SEO, ensuring better online visibility.

Full Moon Esthetics

Spa’s website designed with accessibility features and a holistic care focus, supporting an older clientele with a user-friendly interface.

Honeymoon Backpackers

Travel site designed to showcase vacation options through engaging photography and user-friendly layout.

Loud Awards

Promotional site for local artists in Manitoba, designed to showcase talent and facilitate community engagement and recognition.

The Keen and the Kind

Band's website with a dark, artistic theme, integrating videos and album covers for a dynamic user experience.

Proud to be a Coastie

Community-centric site with a calming, earthy design that supports content engagement and easy navigation.

Clear Skin Solutions

Beauty shop’s website with a calming design, highlighting products with a simple and effective layout for enhanced user engagement.

Coast & Country Plumbing: High-Impact WordPress Design & SEO for Plumbers in Vancouver

Plumbing service’s site overhaul for better user engagement, SEO, and content management, with a focus on local service promotion.

DMG Cleaning Services

Service-focused, professional website designed for easy client interaction and efficient content presentation.

Th Tree Surgery

Fast-loading site for a tree surgery service, with a professional design that emphasizes the company’s reliability and expertise.

Bamboo Bikes

Bike rental service in Chiang Mai with a fast, user-friendly website designed to enhance customer experience and service accessibility.

Rangda Films

Videographer’s site with a visually striking design that reflects artistic style and enhances market presence.

The Float Sanctuary

Float therapy company’s site designed for optimal user experience, focusing on service presentation and ease of booking.

Yoga Navan

Yoga school’s site designed for visual appeal and user engagement, highlighting the tranquility and beauty of Tulum, Mexico.

Why FunkPd Kicks the Other Agencies Out of the Water

Other Agencies Pile on Fluff. We Cut the Crap

Most web shops slap you with a $5,000 bill for a weak template and call it custom. You’re not getting gold; you’re funding their suits, endless meetings, and bloated staff. It’s a scam dressed up as service. We don’t play that game.

FunkPd’s Way: Lean and Mean

We’ve gutted the nonsense. Our process uses hard-earned know-how, slick tools, and automation to build high-quality websites fast. No fat, just muscle. You get a site that works, not a bill for hot air.

Fast as Hell: Your site’s live in 30 days. No dragging it out for months.
Made for You: We take a solid base and shape it to your trade. Roofers, plumbers, whatever; it fits, it converts.
All In: SEO, mobile fixes, social hooks, and lead grabs come standard. No nickel-and-dime bullshit. Just $5,000, now $2,000 on sale.

No Middleman Horseshit

You deal straight with us, the builders. No sales clowns or project managers jacking up costs. Every buck hits the pavement: a site that looks sharp, runs tight, and pulls clients. That’s it.

Ready to Grow

We don’t do throwaways. Your site’s built to stretch when you do. Want e-commerce later? More SEO juice? It’s there when you need it. No starting over. Just a foundation that holds up.

See the Difference for Yourself

look, you're a tradesman. you know bullshit when you see it. those fancy agencies charging five grand for a website? they're selling you snake oil. here's why funkpd is different:

	funkpd ($5000)	typical agency ($5,000+)
design	real custom design. we start with a solid template, then beat it into shape to fit your brand. no pre-fab crap.	generic templates. your logo slapped on a pre-made design. "custom"? bullshit.
timeline	30 days. that's it. your time is money. we respect that.	months of waiting. missed deadlines. excuses. you've got work to do.
SEO	included. we get you found on google without selling a kidney. it's part of the deal.	extra $$$$. they'll bleed you dry with add-on fees.
mobile	works on everything. phones, tablets, desktops. your site’s always ready for business.	maybe. if you’re lucky. and you'll pay extra for it.
support	one year of help. questions? problems? we fix 'em.	good luck getting any help. once they have your cash, you’re on your own.
hosting & domain	included (first year). $90/year after, or take it with you. no hostage situations.	another bill. pricey contracts that lock you in. escape at your own peril.
communication	direct access to the developer. straight talk, no bs.	account managers, project managers, middlemen. slow, confusing, expensive.

stop getting screwed. get a website that works, without the bullshit. $5000.

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GOFP FAQ:

Our Get Online Fast Package (GOFP) FAQ covers everything you need to know about how we deliver high-quality, custom websites at a fraction of the usual cost. From the design process to support after launch, we've got you covered.

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got questions? good. we've got answers.

how the hell do you build a decent website for $5000?

we're not magicians, we're efficient. we use pre-built templates; good ones; and a streamlined process. no wasted time, no bloated fees. we get your site up and running fast, so you can start making money.

what exactly do i get for my $5000?

everything you need: custom-designed website (from a template, but we make it *yours*), hosting, domain, basic SEO, and ongoing support. three rounds of revisions to make sure it's perfect. no hidden costs, no bullshit.

why so fast? are you cutting corners?

hell no. we just don't fuck around. we use the right tools and a proven system. 30 days or less. no wasted time on fluff, just pure, unadulterated function.

what makes you faster than those other clowns?

we're lean and mean. we use tools like github, mautic, and hubspot, plus a few automation tricks. we streamline everything, so you can get online fast and start kicking ass.

any hidden costs after the $5000?

nope. $5000 gets you the whole shebang. after the first year, hosting and domain renewal is $90/year. any extras are optional, and we'll tell you upfront what they cost. you can stick with us or take your site elsewhere; we don't play games.

templates? sounds like cookie-cutter crap.

look, templates are just a starting point. think of 'em like blueprints. we customize 'em to fit your brand, so you get a site that's both fast and unique. it's a launchpad, not a cookie cutter.

what kind of support do i get after launch?

we've got your back. small fixes, content changes, troubleshooting; we handle it. you get a full year of support, so you're not on your own after launch. we're in this together.

how do you know what construction businesses need?

i used to swing a hammer. i know the trades inside and out. i also know websites. that means i know *exactly* what you need, whether it's showcasing projects, booking services, or ranking locally. we build sites that work for your industry, period.

Our Client Reviews

Minetek

Highly skilled professionals, vast knowledge, and impeccable communication.

Nolan and his team at Funk Productions have a vast range of web dev knowledge, it's a pleasure working with such highly skilled professionals. He is our go-to web developer for any project, with the ability to troubleshoot and remedy solutions that other web agencies could not solve. Communication is impeccable, and he is always happy to jump on a last-minute call to talk through anything. Finding a good web developer is like finding a needle in a haystack, we are very thankful to be working with Nolan & his team on a long-term basis.

- Courtney Buckingham

Yoga Navan

Professional, efficient, and gives you the attention you need.

Funk Productions is great to work with. Professional and efficient. He is very responsive and timely and gives you the attention you need while developing your site. I love his attention to details and suggestions and the interest he takes in helping you make the best site... for YOU! You will be happy working with Funk Productions even after your site has been built. He offers great SEO services too!!! I loved working with you!!!

- Michelle Bradshaw

Tankah Divers

High-quality changes, communication, and professional service.

We had Funk Productions redo our weak Dive shop website Tankahdivers.com a few years ago. Not only did we love the changes, communication and professional service our website is showing up higher in searches. This creates more business for us in a large competitive business and area. I highly recommend them for all our online needs.

- Tankah Divers Tulum Mexico

Honeymoon Backpackers

Highly recommend, professional, kind, and efficient.

Highly recommend Nolan for your web design and troubleshooting. He is very professional, kind and efficient with his work. I won't be using anyone else.

- Matt Page

Loud Awards

Above and beyond, highly recommend.

Nolan has gone above and beyond to help me with both of my business websites! Highly recommend!

- Badlands Promotions Inc.

Keck Custom Tailor

Game-changer, creativity, and attention to detail.

Working with FunkPd was a game-changer. They truly understood my vision for Keck Custom Tailor and brought it to life in a way that perfectly reflects our dedication to craftsmanship and luxury. Their team's creativity and attention to detail made our website not just a platform, but a story of our brand. Thanks to them, we're not just the best tailor in Chiang Mai; we're a tailor with a story that resonates. Couldn't have asked for more!

- Jack Jase

Axel Keith Granath

Digital magician, creativity, and fantastic websites.

Nolan at FunkPD and I have had the pleasure of collaborating on web projects. He's more than a web developer; he's a digital magician. Working with him feels like embarking on an exciting journey of creativity. His websites are simply fantastic, marrying style with intuitive functionality. Nolan's commitment to staying ahead in the tech world is impressive. If you're looking for a web partner who consistently crafts outstanding digital experiences, Nolan is your guy.

- Axel Keith Granath

Phi Yber

Understandable, fun to work with, and excellent problem solving.

I have no knowledge about webdev and Nolan was able to explain everything in such an understandable way! It was easy and fun to work with him and he was excellent in solving a problem I had for ages with my website. (I hired another webdev before who couldn't solve it.) I would recommend him 100%! Thank you so much, Nolan! 🙂

- Phi Yber

Ivo Mootz

Knowledgeable and helpful.

I had a great experience with a business consultation service. The team was knowledgeable and helped me understand the steps needed to get my business started. They answered all my questions and provided detailed information on registering my company and obtaining licenses. I highly recommend this service to anyone starting their own business.

- Ivo Mootz

Diyar

High-quality website for little money.

Thanks, FunkPd. I didn't expect to get such a high-quality website for so little money. I can wholeheartedly recommend it!

- Diyar

Jin W.

Above and beyond, highly recommend.

I asked Nolan and his team to make a website for my restaurant. To my pleasant surprise, they went above and beyond what I asked for. Highly recommend his services.

- Jin W.

Cigar Emperor

Great service, fast and reliable.

Great service, fast and reliable. Highly recommended! Fair pricing too.

- Magentos Limited (Matt Nekvapil)

Bamboo Bikes

Good service.

Good service!

- Paul

Punica Granatum

Da best in the business.

Da best in the business.

- Punica Granatum