Is your website costing you jobs?
Operators get a blunt, written assessment that shows if Google can find you, if phones and forms work, if mobile users can reach you, and if speed is tanking conversions. No meetings. Just the facts, the screenshots, and a fixed-price patch plan.
Five hard answers before you spend another dollar
This is the unified lead magnet we keep hinting at: one report that says if the site can be salvaged, how, and what it costs.
Findability proof
Search Console, GBP, and crawl stats that show if Google even knows you exist plus the fixes to get indexed.
Contact clarity
We test every call path, form, and CTA to confirm a stranger can reach you in one tap without guessing.
Mobile sanity check
Screenshots of the pages buyers actually hit so you can see if copy, buttons, and proof survive on phones.
Speed facts
PageSpeed, WebPageTest, and waterfall highlights that name the specific assets, hosts, or plugins dragging LCP.
Fixed-price next steps
A short written summary that lists the fixes, the cost brackets, and the order of operations so you can sign off fast.
Send the details; we reply with reality
No embedded form. Hit the contact page, paste the checklist below, and we reply with the written breakdown plus fixed-price options.
Copy; paste this into your message
- Business name
- Trade or service
- City or service area
- Website URL
- Biggest concern right now
Drop screenshots or links if you already know where the rot lives. We keep it async so crews can stay in the field.
Get My Reality CheckWhat to expect
- Written report within 48 hours; longer if we need logins.
- Screenshots, PSI links, and short Loom clips if something breaks.
- Fixed-price menu for patching, rebuild, or full replacement.
- No calls unless you book paid scope. Everything async.
Prefer email? Send contact@funkpd.com a note with subject “Reality Check”.
Three steps. Zero meetings.
- You submit. Drop access links or screenshots in your message and confirm who signs off on work.
- Nolan checks async. We crawl, test, and log everything in shared docs with timestamps.
- You get the package. Written breakdown, evidence bundle, and fixed-price options with start dates.
Built for
- Trades, industrial, and operators who own their calendar.
- Crews in Winnipeg, Vancouver, the prairies, or remote sites.
- Teams that want proof before approving the spend.
Not for
- Committees chasing consensus.
- DIY hunters looking for templates.
- Brand therapy or motivational workshops.
Recent projects and guides backing this check
Proof that we already solved these problems for crews like yours.
Coast & Country Plumbing
Lean rebuild that fixed call routing, cleaned hosting, and handed the owner a proof pack.
Trade Grade Painting
Async refresh with fresh proof photography, faster load times, and clear quoting paths.
Ownership checklist
Shows why owning the stack matters when we hand you the Reality Check fixes.
Rot watchlist
Explains the failure modes we score during the Reality Check.
Winnipeg cost ranges
Use this with the fixed-price menu to plan cash flow before you approve work.
Send the URL. Get the truth.
No nurturing sequence. No gatekeeping. Just the report, the proof, and the price to fix it.
