Hands-Off Website Maintenance: Webmaster Retainer
Keep your website running right, every month. For $500/month, you get reliable updates, security checks, and on-call help. No meetings. No delays. If something breaks, it gets fixed fast, no excuses.
Who This Is For
- Business owners who need their website to βjust workβ without chasing a developer
- Teams who canβt afford downtime, missed leads, or broken pages
- Anyone tired of worrying about plugins, updates, and security problems
- Clients who want clear, fast fixes without back-and-forth or calls
Not for: building new websites, long planning meetings, or ongoing changes every day
What You Get Each Month
- All your plugins and themes kept up to date so your site keeps running smoothly
- Security checks to spot and fix problems before they cause trouble
- Uptime monitoring, if your site goes down, we know before you do
- Help with text changes, fixing broken forms, or small updates; just send a message
- Direct help from the person who built your site, not a call center
- Simple, clear billing, no surprise costs, ever
If something breaks, it gets fixed, no new invoice, no extra wait. You get fast answers and real fixes from someone who knows your site inside and out.
How It Works
- 1. You Send a Request: If you spot a problem or want a change, just email or message. No need for a meeting.
- 2. We Get to Work: Your site gets checked, updated, or fixed; usually same day.
- 3. Confirmation: You get a clear summary of what was done and whatβs next.
- 4. Peace of Mind: Your website stays online and healthy, month after month.
Why a Webmaster Retainer Matters
Most problems with business websites come from neglect; skipped updates, broken plugins, missed warnings. A retainer means you never have to think about website headaches again. No chasing support, no wondering if youβre secure. Just a website that works and someone whoβs always watching your back.
Get Started
That’s all we need. your website, a trail to find you, and a few things about what you want. If you’re serious fill out our PITA form.
$500/month β’ cancel anytime β’ no meetings required
Disqualifiers & Filters
Not for: new site builds, daily hand-holding, or open-ended to-do lists
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Our Client Reviews

Highly skilled professionals, vast knowledge, and impeccable communication.
Nolan and his team at Funk Productions have a vast range of web dev knowledge, it's a pleasure working with such highly skilled professionals. He is our go-to web developer for any project, with the ability to troubleshoot and remedy solutions that other web agencies could not solve. Communication is impeccable, and he is always happy to jump on a last-minute call to talk through anything. Finding a good web developer is like finding a needle in a haystack, we are very thankful to be working with Nolan & his team on a long-term basis.
- Courtney Buckingham
Professional, efficient, and gives you the attention you need.
Funk Productions is great to work with. Professional and efficient. He is very responsive and timely and gives you the attention you need while developing your site. I love his attention to details and suggestions and the interest he takes in helping you make the best site... for YOU! You will be happy working with Funk Productions even after your site has been built. He offers great SEO services too!!! I loved working with you!!!
- Michelle Bradshaw
High-quality changes, communication, and professional service.
We had Funk Productions redo our weak Dive shop website Tankahdivers.com a few years ago. Not only did we love the changes, communication and professional service our website is showing up higher in searches. This creates more business for us in a large competitive business and area. I highly recommend them for all our online needs.
- Tankah Divers Tulum Mexico
Highly recommend, professional, kind, and efficient.
Highly recommend Nolan for your web design and troubleshooting. He is very professional, kind and efficient with his work. I won't be using anyone else.
- Matt Page
Above and beyond, highly recommend.
Nolan has gone above and beyond to help me with both of my business websites! Highly recommend!
- Badlands Promotions Inc.
Game-changer, creativity, and attention to detail.
Working with FunkPd was a game-changer. They truly understood my vision for Keck Custom Tailor and brought it to life in a way that perfectly reflects our dedication to craftsmanship and luxury. Their team's creativity and attention to detail made our website not just a platform, but a story of our brand. Thanks to them, we're not just the best tailor in Chiang Mai; we're a tailor with a story that resonates. Couldn't have asked for more!
- Jack Jase
Digital magician, creativity, and fantastic websites.
Nolan at FunkPD and I have had the pleasure of collaborating on web projects. He's more than a web developer; he's a digital magician. Working with him feels like embarking on an exciting journey of creativity. His websites are simply fantastic, marrying style with intuitive functionality. Nolan's commitment to staying ahead in the tech world is impressive. If you're looking for a web partner who consistently crafts outstanding digital experiences, Nolan is your guy.
- Axel Keith Granath
Understandable, fun to work with, and excellent problem solving.
I have no knowledge about webdev and Nolan was able to explain everything in such an understandable way! It was easy and fun to work with him and he was excellent in solving a problem I had for ages with my website. (I hired another webdev before who couldn't solve it.) I would recommend him 100%! Thank you so much, Nolan! π
- Phi Yber
Knowledgeable and helpful.
I had a great experience with a business consultation service. The team was knowledgeable and helped me understand the steps needed to get my business started. They answered all my questions and provided detailed information on registering my company and obtaining licenses. I highly recommend this service to anyone starting their own business.
- Ivo Mootz
High-quality website for little money.
Thanks, FunkPd. I didn't expect to get such a high-quality website for so little money. I can wholeheartedly recommend it!
- Diyar
Above and beyond, highly recommend.
I asked Nolan and his team to make a website for my restaurant. To my pleasant surprise, they went above and beyond what I asked for. Highly recommend his services.
- Jin W.
Great service, fast and reliable.
Great service, fast and reliable. Highly recommended! Fair pricing too.
- Magentos Limited (Matt Nekvapil)
Good service.
Good service!
- Paul
Da best in the business.
Da best in the business.
- Punica Granatum