Hands-Off Website Maintenance: Webmaster Retainer

Keep your website running right, every month. For $500/month, you get reliable updates, security checks, and on-call help. No meetings. No delays. If something breaks, it gets fixed fast, no excuses.

Price
$500/month
Timeline
Ongoing
Tier
Maintenance

Who This Is For

  • Business owners who need their website to β€œjust work” without chasing a developer
  • Teams who can’t afford downtime, missed leads, or broken pages
  • Anyone tired of worrying about plugins, updates, and security problems
  • Clients who want clear, fast fixes without back-and-forth or calls

Not for: building new websites, long planning meetings, or ongoing changes every day

What You Get Each Month

  • All your plugins and themes kept up to date so your site keeps running smoothly
  • Security checks to spot and fix problems before they cause trouble
  • Uptime monitoring, if your site goes down, we know before you do
  • Help with text changes, fixing broken forms, or small updates; just send a message
  • Direct help from the person who built your site, not a call center
  • Simple, clear billing, no surprise costs, ever

If something breaks, it gets fixed, no new invoice, no extra wait. You get fast answers and real fixes from someone who knows your site inside and out.

How It Works

  • 1. You Send a Request: If you spot a problem or want a change, just email or message. No need for a meeting.
  • 2. We Get to Work: Your site gets checked, updated, or fixed; usually same day.
  • 3. Confirmation: You get a clear summary of what was done and what’s next.
  • 4. Peace of Mind: Your website stays online and healthy, month after month.

Why a Webmaster Retainer Matters

Most problems with business websites come from neglect; skipped updates, broken plugins, missed warnings. A retainer means you never have to think about website headaches again. No chasing support, no wondering if you’re secure. Just a website that works and someone who’s always watching your back.

Client
Keck Custom Tailor
Challenge
Needed consistent upkeep post-launch with no in-house dev
Result
Smooth monthly updates, zero downtime, low cost of ownership

Get Started

That’s all we need. your website, a trail to find you, and a few things about what you want. If you’re serious fill out our PITA form.

Or, contact us here

$500/month β€’ cancel anytime β€’ no meetings required

Disqualifiers & Filters

Not for: new site builds, daily hand-holding, or open-ended to-do lists

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Our Client Reviews

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Minetek

Highly skilled professionals, vast knowledge, and impeccable communication.

Nolan and his team at Funk Productions have a vast range of web dev knowledge, it's a pleasure working with such highly skilled professionals. He is our go-to web developer for any project, with the ability to troubleshoot and remedy solutions that other web agencies could not solve. Communication is impeccable, and he is always happy to jump on a last-minute call to talk through anything. Finding a good web developer is like finding a needle in a haystack, we are very thankful to be working with Nolan & his team on a long-term basis.

- Courtney Buckingham

Yoga Navan

Professional, efficient, and gives you the attention you need.

Funk Productions is great to work with. Professional and efficient. He is very responsive and timely and gives you the attention you need while developing your site. I love his attention to details and suggestions and the interest he takes in helping you make the best site... for YOU! You will be happy working with Funk Productions even after your site has been built. He offers great SEO services too!!! I loved working with you!!!

- Michelle Bradshaw

Tankah Divers

High-quality changes, communication, and professional service.

We had Funk Productions redo our weak Dive shop website Tankahdivers.com a few years ago. Not only did we love the changes, communication and professional service our website is showing up higher in searches. This creates more business for us in a large competitive business and area. I highly recommend them for all our online needs.

- Tankah Divers Tulum Mexico

Honeymoon Backpackers

Highly recommend, professional, kind, and efficient.

Highly recommend Nolan for your web design and troubleshooting. He is very professional, kind and efficient with his work. I won't be using anyone else.

- Matt Page

Loud Awards

Above and beyond, highly recommend.

Nolan has gone above and beyond to help me with both of my business websites! Highly recommend!

- Badlands Promotions Inc.

Keck Custom Tailor

Game-changer, creativity, and attention to detail.

Working with FunkPd was a game-changer. They truly understood my vision for Keck Custom Tailor and brought it to life in a way that perfectly reflects our dedication to craftsmanship and luxury. Their team's creativity and attention to detail made our website not just a platform, but a story of our brand. Thanks to them, we're not just the best tailor in Chiang Mai; we're a tailor with a story that resonates. Couldn't have asked for more!

- Jack Jase

Axel Keith Granath

Digital magician, creativity, and fantastic websites.

Nolan at FunkPD and I have had the pleasure of collaborating on web projects. He's more than a web developer; he's a digital magician. Working with him feels like embarking on an exciting journey of creativity. His websites are simply fantastic, marrying style with intuitive functionality. Nolan's commitment to staying ahead in the tech world is impressive. If you're looking for a web partner who consistently crafts outstanding digital experiences, Nolan is your guy.

- Axel Keith Granath

Phi Yber

Understandable, fun to work with, and excellent problem solving.

I have no knowledge about webdev and Nolan was able to explain everything in such an understandable way! It was easy and fun to work with him and he was excellent in solving a problem I had for ages with my website. (I hired another webdev before who couldn't solve it.) I would recommend him 100%! Thank you so much, Nolan! πŸ™‚

- Phi Yber

Ivo Mootz

Knowledgeable and helpful.

I had a great experience with a business consultation service. The team was knowledgeable and helped me understand the steps needed to get my business started. They answered all my questions and provided detailed information on registering my company and obtaining licenses. I highly recommend this service to anyone starting their own business.

- Ivo Mootz

Diyar

High-quality website for little money.

Thanks, FunkPd. I didn't expect to get such a high-quality website for so little money. I can wholeheartedly recommend it!

- Diyar

Jin W.

Above and beyond, highly recommend.

I asked Nolan and his team to make a website for my restaurant. To my pleasant surprise, they went above and beyond what I asked for. Highly recommend his services.

- Jin W.

Cigar Emperor

Great service, fast and reliable.

Great service, fast and reliable. Highly recommended! Fair pricing too.

- Magentos Limited (Matt Nekvapil)

Bamboo Bikes

Good service.

Good service!

- Paul

Punica Granatum

Da best in the business.

Da best in the business.

- Punica Granatum