LoudAwards doesn’t just play music; it’s Winnipeg’s unfiltered howl, and we’re the ones keeping the digital pipes from bursting. This ain’t about us, though; FunkPd’s just the wrench in the works. It’s about Dag Aymont’s Manitoba Loud Music Awards, a beast of metal, rock, punk, and hardcore that’s been clawing its way up since the dive-bar days. We’ve been hammering code pro bono since 2021, but the real story’s in the artists and fans who turned a scrappy vote-fest into a 33,627-strong sonic uprising by 2024.
🎸 LoudAwards: The People’s Stage
Picture this: Manitoba’s music scene, a ragged tapestry of distortion and dreams, stitched together by Dag Aymont and his Badlands Promotions crew. The Manitoba Loud Music Awards (MLMA) kicked off as a middle finger to polished pop; a stage for the raw, the loud, the real. Here’s the dirt:
- 20+ categories; fans vote, not suits. Best Riff, Loudest Growl, you name it.
- Heavy Hitters: Voivod’s snarled their way through; local legends like Murder Capital (612 votes) and RamsKull (298) steal the mic.
- Roots to Roar: From barstool brainstorms to a cultural juggernaut, it’s Winnipeg’s pulse.
Votes spiked from 3,085 in 2021 to 33,627 in 2024; a 990% leap. That’s not our doing; it’s the community’s fire. We just built a site that didn’t choke on the heat.
🤝 How We Fit In
FunkPd crashed into this gig in 2021. Nolan Phelps; 20 years a PHP/WordPress shaman, 15 years swinging hammers in the trades; started this outfit in 2017 after torching the bloated corpse of agency life. Over beers with Dag in some sticky-floored dive, the deal was simple: “Make it work, or don’t bother.” Four years later, we’re still here, not because we’re saints, but because Winnipeg’s worth it. LoudAwards.com stands up to the chaos; our job’s keeping it upright.
⚙️ The Beast We Tamed
Dag’s vision was a monster: a site for fans to scream their picks, handling a tenfold traffic jump without puking binary. Most setups would’ve folded like cheap lawn chairs, but we forged something tougher:
- Vote Rig: Custom WordPress guts; artist profiles, clean MySQL counts, no double-dipping bullshit.
- Iron Spine: Load-balanced servers ate a 10x spike and didn’t flinch.
- Quick Draw: Caching and CDN keep it under 2 seconds, even when the mob’s pounding.
- Locked Down: CAPTCHAs, SSL, rate limits; votes stay pure.
- Fan Fuel: Mobile-first, pics, bios; voting’s a breeze.
We didn’t invent the chaos; we just made it sing.
🎤 The Ripple
The numbers growl truth:
- 2021: 3,085 votes; small, scrappy, alive.
- 2024: 33,627 votes; 990% growth, no cracks.
- Artists Rising: Artists like Murder Capital (612 votes) and RamsKull (298 votes) demonstrated huge fan support on the platform, boosting their visibility in the local scene.
- Scene Echoes: Global News, Manitoba Music; they’re tuning in.
Take it from the source: “LoudAwards gave us a shot when no one else did,” says Jake from Murder Capital (placeholder; hit us up, Jake). Dag and the fans built this. We just kept the wires from frying.
🇨🇦 Why Now Matters
March 2025; US tariffs slap Canada with a 25% tax on exports, a gut punch to our economy. Supply chains snarl, jobs wobble. Supporting local ain’t just feel-good; it’s survival. #SYLS LoudAwards pumps life into Manitoba’s artists, keeps the culture kicking when the dollar’s bruised. FunkPd’s pro bono grind? That’s us betting on Canada, not chasing US bucks.
🔧 Keeping It Running
We don’t ditch and run:
- Annual Rewire: Fresh features, tighter bolts.
- Rock Steady: Backups, patches, no downtime.
- Plotting with Dag: Bigger reach, louder punch.
It’s personal; FunkPd’s soul is innovation, integrity, excellence, poured into our backyard.
🚀 Jump In
Feel the rumble? Here’s how:
- Vote: Hit LoudAwards.com; three months of nominating and brawling.
- Gear Up: Snag merch; 100% funds Dag’s next riff.
- Sponsor: Brands, ping Dag at https://loudawards.com/sponsors/ or us at sales@funkpd.com.
- Hire Us: Need a site that takes a beating? Scope our packages.
🔥 The Core
FunkPd’s no poser:
- Expertise: Wrangled a 10x growth monster.
- Experience: Four years, pro bono, battle-tested.
- Authority: Trades-hardened coders with grit.
- Trust: In it for Manitoba, not the spotlight.
LoudAwards soars; we sweep the stage. That’s us; code with soul, no fluff.
FunkPd: internet with teeth. We build it right, or we don’t build it.
nolan@funkpd.com
Built FunkPd from scratch. 15+ years in trades, 20+ years coding. Full-stack dev, SEO tactician, server-side operator. Rebuilt over 20 sites; most under 3 seconds load time. Clients span mining, manufacturing, e-comm, and local services. Specializes in fixing sites that fail under pressure. Works async. Ships fast. No fluff.
